Friday, May 24, 2013

Poem

Intro- This was an assignment I did in my creative writing class where we were tasked with giving thoughts to an object that normally cant think. I wrote about the relationship people have with there phones and what they think when you use them. I thought it was funny.

You love me when you get me
You give me protection and clothes
And in return i do things for you


I sing
I tell the weather
I use my brain and calculate things
I gossip with your friends
We play games together
And we talk for hours on end


When you first met me
You instantly fell in love
Always touching me
Holding me
Obsessing about me


But as the months turned into years
Your love waned
You still used me
But you constantly complained about me


Until about exactly two years
You cheated on me with someone
Who was "bigger,faster, and more beautiful"
I thought what we had was special!

Sent from my iPhone

Collaborative

Intro- This was an assignment we did in class where we chose a topic for other students in class to write short poems for. I chose beards and the poems turned out very well and I even added a couple. I like the different styles each student had and this was truly a collaborative effort.
Beards
So many types
But finding the right one
Is the real search


The beard expresses
What the mind cannot


As the cold winter blows
The beard keeps it warm
Feeling the protection


Countless strands of hair
Come together
That add up to
The great big beard


Having patience
Taking time to grow
What can be a new look
For you


Someone hides under a beard
Friend or Foe?
You will never know
Until its too late...


The priest has a beard
To resemble his savior


Beards tell a story
They give personality
That impacts the voice


Beards come in
All shapes and sizes
Goat-tees to Rick Ross


Zeus, Santa, Poseidon and more
What would a Great myth be
Without a ridiculous beard


Even by the hairs of his
Chinny chin chin
The wolf’s beard was not a match
For mine was better


One beard to rule them all
One beard to fear
One beard to bring them all
Very dark is Brian Wilson’s

Short

Intro- This was an assignment I did for my creative writing class where we were tasked in writing a poem with only six words. This was in the same style as Ernest Hemingway where he famously wrote "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." I tried to do something deep not sure if it turned out well.
6 Word Memoir
One way road, nowhere to go.

1st person

Intro- This was an assignment I did for my creative writing assignment where we were tasked to imitate a writing style that brought life to an object you wouldnt normally think would have cohesive thoughts. The example we were given was a story about a dog and what he does. This assignment was challenging and took a good deal of research and thought but I liked how it turned out. 
The Pilgrimage
            “I wonder, how many more days? When will I get my turn?”
           Ever since I was born over sixty years ago, I was taught only to do two things: Scream loudly and run quickly. I spent all of my time in the caves learning the culture and religion of our people. The waiting started to drive me nuts. I found myself wondering when my superiors would give me my mission to prove my worth to our cause. However, I knew that time was close.
One faithful day I saw in the room next door a sign that said DEFCON 1, the signal prophesized to me by my dad as my time of need
            I had a troubled childhood. My parents disagreed on what I should do when I grow up. They argued how I should help the cause which resulted in my stunted growth. Being so young I couldn’t decide for myself but my dad, Manhattan, drove my other parents away and now I’m who I am today thanks to him. As I got physically bigger in my teenage years I really got an appreciation for my brothers. I heard stories of their missions in Japan, which supposedly saved hundreds of lives.
Like a bee that only has one chance to sting, my elders made it clear to me that I only get one shot at my mission. Don’t get me wrong I was scared because I could have messed up and become a failure. My life was building to that one moment where I was given the opportunity to help my cause.
Days, months, years went by and I waited patiently for my turn. Then suddenly the roof of my cave began to open and the lights started to flash red.
           “This must be it,” I thought to myself
.            I was not quite sure what would happen in the great beyond. Run quick scream loud, run quick scream loud, run quick scream loud; easy enough for me to remember. A small man in a white coat told me that my mission was eight thousand miles to the east and advised me to not stop no matter what.
           I told myself, “Eight thousand miles! This must be important.”
The chains that gave me a loving embrace my entire life started to come off and I began to feel very energetic, like a human consuming a cup of coffee. Three, two, one….. Launch! As I ran out of home, like bird leaving its nest for the first time, I couldn’t believe what I saw. Greens, blues, and yellows that formed a view impossible to describe.
          I pulled myself forward, “I can’t lose focus. Run!”
          I then remembered that I had to do what I was meant to do. What Manhattan taught me to do, “Run to your mission and don’t look back.”
          As I got closer and closer I also got more and more tired, until I realized I could not run anymore. I started to fall out of the sky, but I saw that I had arrived.
“This was where they told me my mission was. Exactly eight thousand!”
          Excited and eager to help like my brothers before me, I saw the humans below running around. I wondered what my elders had in store for me for my mission, as I remembered the goals of my cause. Would I help save lives like those I heard about earlier? Would I help spread democracy?  Would I help raise freedom and liberty? I couldn’t wait to help, but as I got closer to my destination I heard more and more screams and sirens.
         I told the people as I got closer to the ground, “Don’t be afraid. I am your friend”
        They only started to yell and scream louder. I started to get frustrated because I didn’t understand why they were scared of me. Only a hundred feet away, I started to realize that I never knew exactly how I was going to help people. Then the unthinkable happened. Once I landed… I died. I feel used.

Humerous

Intro- This was a poem i wrote for my creative writing class earlier in the semester where we were tasked to write an elegey about something. I decided to write about one of my favorite TV comedies that ended right as it was hitting its stride. I highly reccomend the show to anyone and i believe Mr. Chappelle will be remembered in the same comedic glory as Eddie Murphy or Charlie Chaplan.

Racism kills....
Is not what Mr. Chappelle thought


You knew it was special
From the start
A blind black KKK member
Really set his show apart


Making fun of stereotypes
Many knew it was wrong
Yet everyone couldn’t stop laughing
Even when he sang his diarrhea song.


Having Tiger Woods switch races
And creating the first black president
Sharing Charlie Murphy stories
While shouting Sam Jackson advertisements


The show brightened the mood
For an entire generation
Yet Mr. Chappelle fled to Africa
In fears of commercialization


Wild Card 3

Intro- These were two poems that go hand in hand with each other that I did for english class. They are based on two similar style William Blake poems that are also labeled "song of innocence" and "song of expreience". We were supposed to write about a topic with a naive and immature look and then an experienced and pessimistic look.
Song of innocence
Disneyland is magical
It’s quite astronomical
Located in southern California
Where having fun is the Criteria

You can visit Toon Town
And hang with mascots til sundown
Or you can visit Mickey’s castle
And go see his famous mantle

But If you crave music
 See a show and enjoy its acoustics
There are always parades at day
And fireworks like its your birthday

Most importantly the rides are fun
Yet all of them can’t be done
Which is why you keep coming back
Until you are addicted like it is crack

Song of Experience
Disneyland is overrated
It’s where childhood memories get assassinated
The park is in southern California
Where if you forget sunscreen the sun will burn ya

Good luck trying to find parking
Because it will take until it starts darkening
Once you do find a spot
You will have to walk 5-10 miles across the whole lot

Then you will see the ticket price
And tell yourself “ 87 ****** dollars just to see some famous mice”
It doesn’t stop there
Because all food is 15 plus dollars everywhere

All that matters though is how the rides are
Except the long lines make it feel like you’re in tar
Oh and I hope you brought Advil
Because that song will loop over until you die and meet the devil